A = @
 U = |_|
 
B = |3
 V = /
 
C = (
 W = //
 
D = |)
 X = )(
 
E = 3
 Y = '/
 
F = |=
 Z = 2
 
G = 6
 a = 4
 
H = |-|
 b = 8
 
I = |
 c = ©
 
J = _|
 d = |>
 
K = |(
 e = 3
 
L = |_
 f = #
 
M = //
 g = 9
 
N = //
 h = h
 
O = 0
 i = |
 
P = |*
 j = j
 
Q = 0,
 k = |<
 
R = |2
 l = 1
 
S = $
 m = m
 
T = 7
 n = n
 
o = 0
 programs = progz
 
p = |*
 god = r00t
 
q = 0.
 fool = f00
 
r = ®
 heart/love = <3
 
s = 5
 what's up = sup
 
t = +
 that = dat
 
u = 00
 look at = peep
 
v = /
 kill = frag
 
w = //
 sweet = schweet
 
x = ><
 sleep = reboot
 
y = j
 greater than = >
 
z = 2
 newbie = n00b
 
at = @
 no = noes
 
ck = x0r
 woo hoo = w00t
 
the = teh
 why = y
 
you = j00 or u
 be = b
 
own = pwn
 are = r
 
dude = d00d
 fear = ph34r
 
and = &
 super = uber
 
blah/me = meh
 yo = j0
 
rock = r0xx0r
 hacker = h4x0r
 
cool = k3wl
 software = warez
 
computer = pu73r
 chick = chix0r
 
good = teh win
 bad = teh lose
 
loser = l4m3r
 aol = uh, 14m3r
 
money = monies
 bye = bai
 
kick = punt
 porn = pr0n
 
skill = m4d 5killz
 hello = ping
 
robot = b0t
 naked = n3k3d
 
what = wut
 whatever = wutev
 
cool = c00
 to/two = 2
 
with = wit
 sex = cyb3r